Get the Power!

Get the power! Flannel Power!
Seduce some cartoons with boobs the size of the moon, Flannel Power!
Higher and higher, inflating women with a blowdryer!

I recently got ahold of an old CRT TV to use for my game setup and felt the need to decorate it with something. Then figured I'd share what I decorated it with in case anyone else wants to do the same. Not that I expect anyone to, I don't have my head shoved so far up my own ass that I was ever under the impression that anyone was just desperate to decorate their TV or computer monitor or whatever in exactly the same way I did. In fact, I almost kinda hope nobody does, more for their own sake than anything. I am not a role model, you don't want to imitate me, at least not without knowing that you're gonna get funny looks from people every time you hire a prostitute and inflate her in public using a gas station air pump, people will clear out and get as far away from you as possible if you're at that pump with a group of fictional characters, imitate me only at your own risk please.

Also, this phony magazine page is twice the thickness of a sheet of standard computer paper, so if you do print this out, you might want to put it into Photoshop or MS Paint and cut it in half before printing it. Also best results would come from not actually cutting on the dotted line, but on the actual outline of the drawings, I figured that would be obvious, but I'm gonna put it out there anyway.